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    8/30/2008

    今日,地藏王菩萨生日。

    礼赞:
    顶礼大愿力,地藏摩诃萨,因地孝慈亲,发愿度众生,众生不度尽,不欲证菩提,地狱不度空,誓不成佛道,
    光华惊天地,悲力烁古今,不疲与不倦,不停与不熄,一再度众生,再再度众生,众生不回头,援救永不休,
    频频化顽愚,旷劫赞不已,累累拔痴迷,九界同钦礼,大哉地藏尊,幽冥之日月,大哉地藏尊,苦海大慈舟。
     
    今日(农历七月三十)是地藏菩萨的生日,南无地藏王菩萨摩诃萨!
    “众生度尽,方证菩提;地狱未空,誓不成佛”是地藏菩萨的宏愿。
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    8/28/2008

    ZT中国男足笑话汇总帖

    官方评论:

      1、白岩松
      今天中国又夺得了四枚金牌,一片喜庆与笑脸,为了不影响人们看奥运的心
    情,中国男子国奥队决定更迅速地退出……同时,我相信,没人想对他们说再见吧!
      2、鲁健
      我们这次国足比赛的底线是不丢人,不闹心,但是他们已经打破这个底线了!
      3、沙桐
      下面我们来看一种奇怪的比赛——中国男足。
      4、商瑞华
      我们两个前锋在3场比赛中的表现都非常好。我甚至跟她们开玩笑说,今天打
    完,明天可以借给男足继续打。
      5、某女足姑娘
      有什么可说呢?总不能称赞他们打得好吧?
      6、阎世铎与谢亚龙
      2002世界杯,中国队净吞九蛋,阎世铎说:你们赢得了世界人民的尊重
      2008奥运会,中国队对比利时,谢亚龙说:在你们身上我看到了中国足球的希望


    民间评论:(高手在民间呀!!!)

      1、妙语生花

      A、中国男足今晚的目标是:今夜把巴西留在北京,参加不久后即将在北京召开的
    残奥会。
      B、郑智最大的作用就是在场上,把对手踢成郑智化。
      C、昨晚心情挺不错的,因为国足输得可谓酣畅淋漓!


      2、对联雅座

      A、华安和师爷
      师爷:一平二负共三场不胜四停五伤六废竟敢提七八九名十分大胆
      华安:十射九偏凑得八传七断六停五失四高尚且三心二意一等下流

      师爷:粗粗鲁鲁毛毛糙糙场场平平输输
      华安:糊糊涂涂庸庸碌碌年年失失败败

      师爷:球场里跑不动射不准 小小国足可笑可笑
      华安:对手前又击腹又踹裆 叫声老外提防提防

      B、李煜.虞美人
      上联:中国男足几多愁
      下联:恰似一群太监上青楼
      横批:没人会射
      姊妹篇
      上联:再问中国男足有多忧
      下联:又似一群妓女守青楼
      横批:总是被射

      3、名言警句

      1.珍爱生命远离国足
      2.吸烟有害健康,看国足有害生命
      3.看英超要钱看国足要命
      4.正确使用数字电视机可有效预防国足
      5.国足不是病踢起来真要命
      6.中国队要是能进球,我就投案自首!--拉登
      中国队要是能进球,我就停止核武器!--内贾德
      中国队要是能进球,我就改革开放!--金正日
      中国队要是能进球,我就把靖国神社拆了!--小泉纯一郎
      中国队要是能进球,我就认拉灯当干爹!--布什
      中国队要是能进球,我就信佛!--上帝
      中国队要是能进球,我就信上帝!--释迦牟尼
      中国队要是能进球,我就回归!--阿扁
      中国队要是能进球,我马上复活--阿拉法特
      中国队要是能进球,我们就辞职!--中国足协最后说
      中国队要是能进球,我就倒着转!--地球说
      中国对要是能进球,我就从西边出来!--太阳说
      中国对要是能进球,我就去给猫当伴娘!--耗子说
      中国对要是能进球,我就再爆炸一次!-宇宙最后说
      7. 愤青说:中国足球是中国人的足球,你是中国人吗?不爱国足的是汉奸。
      精英说:只有中国足球才有资格代表社会的黑暗面。
      伍毛说:明明是外国球员用睾丸打击我们球员的脚。
      酱油党说:我们承认,国足比酱油更黑,而且酱油绝对没有国足的腐臭味道。
      网特说:据业内人士透露,中国男足是中国城管的突击队。

      4、顺口溜

      国足现状:年龄基本虚构,长相基本丑陋,脑子基本锈逗,进攻基本靠走,传球
    基本靠瞅,停球基本靠手,过人基本靠吼,防守基本靠搂,射门基本没有,吓的门将
    直抖,门将基本无手,输球基本不愁,就像一群疯狗。


      5、笑话一箩筐

      A、看a片
      夜晚,我一个人在家,关上大门,关上窗户,拉上窗帘.打开电视机把台调到CCTV-5
    想看一下中国男足.才看了5分钟.这时突然发现开门声.我一惊马上起身关上电视机.这
    时朋友进门.看见我的窘样,说:哇,你在看A片? 我赶紧连说没有.
        他就打开电视机,看见在播男足.就说:啊?你在看中国足球队比赛???????我的
    脸瞬间红完,马上说:不是,不是,我是在看A片!!!!!

      b、哭泣的上帝
      韩国人问上帝他们什么时候能拿世界杯冠军,上帝说,50年后,韩国人摇头
    说:这辈子看不到了.
        日本人问上帝他们什么时候能拿世界杯冠军,上帝说,100年后,日本人摇头
    说:下辈子也不到了.
        中国人问上帝他们什么时候能拿世界杯冠军,上帝哭着说,我也看不到了

      6、媒体报道

      A、《走进科学》之《国足在河边洗脚》
      河中生灵神必死亡,下游居民得上怪病,沿岸植物不断变异,是残留农药,还是
    生化攻击?敬请关注今晚《走进科学》即将播出的专题节目:《国足在河边洗脚》

       7、广告.情趣广告词

      阿里汉国足兵败后,"伟哥"找了国家队队员做广告:该队员左手抱一个足球,右手指着屏幕说:"谁能90多分钟不射,我能!"
      保险套厂家看了"伟哥"的广告后,深受启发,于是从国家队里找了一群队员也做了个广告:所有队员对着球门轰炸,广告语:"不管射多少次,射不进去就是射不进去!"
      生产避孕药的厂家也想拍广告,可避孕药主要是给女人用的,怎么办?!还是中国足协有办法:让中超红哨们身穿黑衣,哨子一吹,手一挥,傲气凛然地说:"不管射进去了多少,统统不算!"

    8/27/2008

    ZT: 英国愤青开骂了-伦敦八分钟 (BBC上的留言)

    伦敦8分钟,英国人在BBC上的留言,开骂了。。。

      Oh my the Chinese will be a hard act to follow. What a shambles the British effort was, very embarrassing indeed. A double decker bus, beckham, an xfactor winner, a sweaty aging rock star, dancers with umbrellas throwng newspapers everywhere. I guess a good symbol of modern day Britain. I fear our efforts will always be second class to China. This might show new labour off for what they are and what they have done to our once great country
      天啊,中国人的表演将是很难去学习,英国的表现是这么的丢脸,丢脸之极。一辆双层公交,贝克汉姆,一个选秀赢家,一个老摇滚明星,一群舞者拿这雨伞乱丢报纸,我猜这就是现代伦敦的标志。我恐怕我们的表现对比中国来说永远只能是二等。。。。。。

      The dancing was a bit straggly in the " London " routine . After seeing all the cyclists taking part,the Chinese will think "Nobody can afford cars in London "
      伦敦的例行表演中登场的那些舞者简直就是群魔乱舞。眼看着那些骑着自行车的家伙也来凑热闹,中国人都会认为“伦敦人都买不起车啦”
      
      The British "teaser" was ok, but we were disappointed to see the performer in the wheelchair was not in fact disabled but was leaping around later in the dance.
      英国人还不赖,不过当我们发现那位坐轮椅的表演者根本不是残疾的时候--他在稍后的舞蹈中到处蹦达来着 --- 好失望呀么好失望。

      
      But oh, our offering at the closing ceremony was embarrassing.A red bus,a pop singer, an ageing rocker and an overpaid ball kicker was awful. Where was our great Island heritage portrayed in all this flummery?
      哦,我们在闭幕式上的表现真丢脸。一辆红吧是,一个流行歌手,一个摇滚老头,还有个我们付了太多薪水给他的踢球的家伙 -- 这一切都太糟糕了。在这堆乱七八糟的糟粕里头,我们这个伟大岛屿的传承却无处可见。

      And why can't Boris button his jacket? Too fat or bad tailoring?
      这句话是说他们市长的:为什么Boris上衣的扣子不扣起来?他太胖了还是衣服剪裁不合适?

      Jimmy Page and David Beckham have been massive icons of British popular culture. I'm not especially a fan of either, but they perfectly suited to the ceremony.  
      Not bothered either way about Leona whatshername, but the chief embarrassment, reducing us instantly to laughing stock of the world and diminishing at a stroke the achievements of our athletes, was the presence of Boris Bloody Johnson!!! This man symbolizes everything wrong with Britain - a deeply untalented buffoon, with a thoroughly sinister interior. Get him off the stage once and for all.
      Jimmy Page和贝壳都是英国流行文化的重大标志。我并不是他们的粉丝,但他们很适合这个演出。
      那个叫Leona啥啥的演出我也不觉得糟(就是那个独唱的mm),但是最大的丢人之处,直接把我们埋汰成全世界的笑料并且抹杀了我们的运动员取得的成绩的,就是那个虾米Boris Johnson(伦敦那个混混市长)的出现!这家伙象征着英国所有糟糕的东西——一个完全没有天赋的小丑,内心丑恶。把他永远逐出舞台吧!

      Mind you, from the wretched logo to the vacuous miming chick to David Bloody Beckham, it was all a perfect reflection of London and England as they now are: cheap, tatty, shallow, and above all laughing enormously at their own jokes while the rest of the world looks on with contempt. Perfect.   
      Now, 2012... where can I go to avoid it all? Please can I move to China?
      现在,2012--跑到哪里我可以完全的避开它?请问我能搬到中国去吗?

      A beautifully organised Games all around, then Boris appears, jacket undone, looking like a drunk who gatecrashed the party, what an embarrassment  
      一个组织有序的美丽的运动会,然后Boris出现了,
      衣冠不整  
      像个酒鬼一样冲进了派对  
      多么令人羞耻啊!!!!!

      —— Leona! Poor girls must be so nervous!
      —— She sounds like a whale mating     
      I didn't think it was possibly but this both sucks and blows.    
      Grow up London 2012 and stop trying to be so 'cool'. This is embarrassing.  
    —— 利昂娜!可怜的姑娘们很紧张吧!
      —— 她听起来像是只正在交配的鲸鱼  
    我都不忍心这么说,但是这个的确是又SB又NC
      成熟点,London 2012,别那么装酷。真丢人

      Funny how the Beijing Olympics had absolutely nothing to do with Beijing. They were all about China. But the London Olympics are apparently all about London.   
      有趣的是,北京奥运和北京没什么太大关系,而是关于整个中国。但是伦敦奥运很明显只和伦敦有关   
        
      Why don't my buses look like that?   
      汗,我坐的公交车怎么不像那个样子

      Forget about the image of Myra Hindley. What about the image of some guy painting graffiti on a wall? What are we trying to say here? "Come to London, where criminal disfigurement of public property is welcomed and celebrated?!"  
      忘掉Myra Hindley的样子吧.看看那个一群人在墙上涂鸦的画面?我们到底想表现什么?来伦敦吧,这里毁坏公共财产的犯罪行为会受到欢迎.

      Dont know what to laugh more at - the tacky 8 minutes of rubbish the UK put on in Beijing or the smug comments on here about how "At least we are free.." Last time I looked the UK was the most watched (CCTV) nation on earth and we have a government that has used fear and hate to strip us of freedoms on a daily basis. The only difference between the UK and China is that they wasted billions more than we can afford to- but Im sure we'll waste as much as we can. But freedom?? Dont make me laugh!  
      Terry Roberts, Shropshire
      不知道要嘲笑什么,在北京展示的英国垃圾8分钟还是这里自鸣得意的留言关于"至少我们是自由的",最后一次我看到英国是地球上安装最多监视器(CCTV英国沿街安装的监视系统,不是中央台哦)的国家,利用恐怖和仇恨来控制我们的日常自由,中国和英国之间唯一的区别是他们用掉了比我们的承受能力还多的钱,但是我相信我们也会花费我们能用的每一分钱.但是自由,别让我笑了.

      I have two tips for you, Boris. Keep your hands out of your pockets when attending high-profile events like this, and secondly fire whoever responsible for this fiasco and hire proper showbiz professionals – from Las Vegas if necessary – to handle the opening and closing ceremonies in 2012. Another toe-curling embarrassment like this would be unendurable.
      波利斯(伦敦市长),俺有两个锦囊妙计贡献给你:一,在如此盛大高端的场合下,丫儿地把手从你那兜兜里掏出来;二,赶紧炒了那个端出英国8分钟这么一锅垃圾的责任人,2012年英国办开幕式闭幕式的时候一定要雇些演艺圈里的专业人员--万不得已的时候从赌城拉斯维加斯找也成哪。咱谁也受不了到时候再来那么一出让人囧的脚趾头都抽抽的尴尬演出!!
    8/23/2008

    鸡汤歌曲

    最近在IPOD里面反反复复听这些歌,发觉对心情改善很有好处,推荐一下
    大家有啥喜欢的歌告诉我吧~~~
     
    向天再借五百年
    大男人
    春天花会开
    浪花一朵朵
    任逍遥
    凡人歌
    最近比较烦
    水手
    星星点灯
    花心
    对面的女孩看过来
    活得潇洒
    沧海一声笑
    笑红尘
    天下有情人
    石头记
    8/15/2008

    8/13/2008

    重新开始~

    重新开始~
    明天开始休假2周,9月1号开始去新公司上班
    终于结束了,开心的和不开心的,能得到的和无奈失去的,都要画上一个句号
    结束的时候再去追究值不值得已经没有意义
    结束的时候再去追忆也没有意义

    “回忆之前,忘记之后”
    汪峰的这首歌代表着人这个阶段的状态,
    一段时间的真空,已经试着去忘记,却还没有足够的勇气去回忆
    不过生活即将从新开始,等自己调整好了状态再去回忆吧,也可以理智一点
    anyway, time heals~


    希望今后的生活充满阳光,更要努力使自己的生活充满阳光!

    突然我又想起你的脸
    突然我又想起你当天的叮咛
    明明灭灭星光的夜里
    恍恍惚惚我又看见你的脸
    点点滴滴往日的眷恋
    寻寻觅觅又再回到我的身边
    苦苦安顿抚平的回忆
    骤然散落一如繁星的碎片
    曾在寒夜中
    偷偷的会面
    攀越银河远岸
    你在月牙旁
    轻颦浅笑
    你伴我渡过星尘
    沉醉晚风中
    我不愿回头
    不舍不弃
    不忘忘不掉
    一见一回心底一阵痛
    故人故事故情只落得一场空
    回忆之前茫茫如梦醒
    忘记之后方知梦中还有梦
    曾在寒夜中
    星空间徘徊
    走至银河无路
    你在断云旁
    轻轻告慰
    你替我拭去星尘
    浮沉寒风中
    我心乱如麻
    一脚踏空
    坠落回忆中
    突然我又想起你的脸
    突然我又想起你当天的叮咛

    http://info.whinfo.net.cn/UploadFile/2007124173059654.mp3

    8/12/2008

    Let it be

    When I find myself in times of trouble
    Mother Mary comes to me
    Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
    And in my hour of darkness
    She is standing right in front of me
    Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
    Let it be, let it be.
    Let it be, let it be.
    Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

    And when the broken hearted people
    Living in the world agree,
    There will be an answer, let it be.
    For though they may be parted there is
    Still a chance that they will see
    There will be an answer, let it be.

    Let it be, let it be.
    Let it be, let it be.
    Yeah, There will be an answer, let it be.

    Let it be, let it be.
    Let it be, let it be.
    Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.
    (instrumental break)

    Let it be, let it be.
    Let it be, yeah let it be.
    Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

    And when the night is cloudy,
    There is still a light that shines on me.
    Shine until tomorrow, let it be.
    I wake up to the sound of music
    Mother Mary comes to me
    Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.

    Let it be, let it be.
    Let it be, yeah let it be.
    There will be and answer, let it be.

    Let it be, let it be.
    Let it be, yeah let it be.
    Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.
    8/11/2008

    Chinese foot ball team

    Sorry guys, I know I have been talking about the relationship crap a lot these days, but yet, I have another one, and this one might be more fun.

    As I was browsing today's newspaper in the car, 0:2 China lost to Belgium, a not surprising but yet still unsettling news caught my eyes.

    And then, when I am thinking why I am so dumningly stupid and let myself still being sad, I finally realized that the feeling towards the football team is kinda the same one when you are facing an ending relationship.

     

    Why? Despite the fact that the team really sucks, and I don't like even a single player, they are always around, defeat after defeat, shamelessly, they keep showing up everytime! So, what I think, to end this national tragidy, and prevent it to happen again and again, the only option is to dissolve the whole team, fire everybody in the association, and rebuild from the very first brick. That's what we call Nirvana.

     

    This is also the case for the relationship thing, the best way to end it, is to cut off everything ever existed, so that one can forget the pass and start a new life without regret.

     

    That's all for today's bla bla...it is getting better

    8/9/2008

    I Want To Hold Your Hand

    I Want To Hold Your Hand
    ( The Beatles )

    Oh, yeah, I'll tell you somethin' I think you'll understand
    When I say that somethin' I want to hold your hand
    I want to hold your hand
    I want to hold your hand

    Oh, please say to me you'll let me be your man
    And please say to me you'll let me hold your hand
    Now let me hold your hand
    I want to hold your hand

    And when I touch you I feel happy inside
    It's such a feelin' that my love I can't hide
    I can't hide
    I can't hide

    Yeah, you've got that somethin' I think you'll understand
    When I say that somethin' I want to hold your hand
    I want to hold your hand
    I want to hold your hand

    And when I touch you I feel happy inside
    It's such a feelin' that my love I can't hide
    I can't hide
    I can't hide
    8/5/2008

    Something changed

     

    Don't know why, I always like to use this song to put an end on something melancholy.

    One of the best and also the worst thing about love is its unpredictbility. You never know when and where something that alters your life can happen, after that, your will not be the same, your life will not be the same. Sometime you are prepared, but mostly, you are catched off guards.

    There is no way for a person who is so into another one to see clearly through the situation, so we give in to the higher power which we call "fate". We should have known that we caould not fight the "fate", because it is all set, the bigger your willing to fight, the more disappointed you will get.

    So stop~~~something changed
    I wrote this song two hours before we met
    I didn't know your name or what you like yet
    Oh, I could have stayed at home and gone to bed
    I could have gone to see a film instead
    You might have changed your mind and seen your fiend
    Life could have been very different but then
    Something changed

    Do you believe that there's someone up above?
    And does he have a timetable directing acts of love?
    Why did I write this song on that one day?
    Why did you touch my hand and softly say
    Stop asking questions that don’t matter anyway
    Just give us a kiss to celebrate here today
    Something changed?

    When we woke up that morning we had no way of knowing
    That in a matter of hours we changed the way we were going
    Where would I be now, where would I be now
    If we have never met?
    Would I be singing this song to someone else instead?
    I dunno but like you just said
    Something changed

    Getting use to

     
    When you begin a relationship, there always comes with something new that you are getting used to: sms to say good morning the first thing after you wake-up and good night the last thing before you fall into dream.
    As time goes by, it become a habit, a part of your life, something you are so comfortable with.
    When this relation goes well, everything seems to be normal, but if one day, it suddenly ended, there would be a problem.
    The life suddenly is different, is empty, even when you are day dreaming, you can not think of anybody who is propably thinking of you at the same time, this makes you feel so lonely.
    So, getting used to something might be dangerous, especially when you are not sure this thing can keep going on forever.
    As my friend said, the only way not to get your feet wet, is not to walk alongside the river.
     
    After all, we still have faith on love, so end with a romantic beatles song, and hope for the best.
     
    When I get older losing my hair,
    Many years from now,
    Will you still be sending me a valentine
    Birthday greetings bottle of wine?

    If I'd been out till quarter to three
    Would you lock the door,
    Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
    When I'm sixty-four?

    oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oooo
    You'll be older too, (ah ah ah ah ah)
    And if you say the word,
    I could stay with you.

    I could be handy mending a fuse
    When your lights have gone.
    You can knit a sweater by the fireside
    Sunday mornings go for a ride.

    Doing the garden, digging the weeds,
    Who could ask for more?
    Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
    When I'm sixty-four?

    Every summer we can rent a cottage
    In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear
    We shall scrimp and save
    Grandchildren on your knee
    Vera, Chuck, and Dave

    Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
    Stating point of view.
    Indicate precisely what you mean to say
    Yours sincerely, Wasting Away.

    Give me your answer, fill in a form
    Mine for evermore
    Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
    When I'm sixty-four?

    Whoo!
    8/4/2008

    Strange attraction

    it started with a dedication
    "lost in admiration - happy birthday - I'm forever yours - blossom"
    faded red inside a tiny book of butterflies
    I smiled surprised at how when flickered through
    the wings flew by spelled out my name...

    Six months went by the summer lost
    obsessively the letters dropped into my life
    the same soft blood smooth flowing hand
    "please try to understand - I have to see you - have to feel you -
    tell you all the ways I need you - yours forever in love... "

    strange attraction spreads it's wings
    it varies but the smallest things
    you never know how anything will change
    strange attraction spreads it's wings
    and alters but the smallest things
    you never know how anything will fade

    the year grew old incessantly she wrote to me
    she'd started smoking poetry!
    I laughed in recognition of a favourite phrase
    she'd pulled me in...
    I answered her
    a christmas card in sepia
    arranging when and where
    and how the two of us should meet...

    Her opening so well prepared
    a nervous smile
    I couldn't take my eyes from her
    she whispered
    "can I use some of your lipstick?"
    it was perfect so believable
    I couldn't help but feel that it was real
    and kissing crimson fell into her waiting arms...

    Strange attraction spreads it's wings
    it varies but the smallest things
    you never know how anything will change
    strange attraction spreads it's wings
    and alters but the smallest things
    you never know how anything will fade

    so alone into the cold new year without another word from her
    I wrote to ask if we could maybe meet again before the spring
    but weeks went by with no reply until once more my birthday came
    and with it my surprise but this time nothing was the same...

    "I'm sorry - blame infatuation - blame imagination -
    I was sure you'd be the one but I was wrong -
    it seems reality destroys our dreams - I won't forget you - blossom"
    faded red inside a tiny book of old goodbyes...

    Strange attraction spreads it's wings
    it varies but the smallest things
    you never know how anything will change
    strange attraction spreads it's wings
    and alters but the smallest things
    and you never know...
    8/2/2008

    quot from How I met your mother

     
     
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    "There are certain things in life where you know it's mistake,but you don't really know it's a mistake.because the only way to really know it's a mistake is to make the mistake,and look back, and say, "Yep.That was a mistake."

    So, really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake,because then you go your whole life not really knowing if something is a mistake or not."
     

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